jocularWitticism

PEOPLE WHO TAKE THINGS TOO SERIOUSLY MAKE THINGS FUN FOR THE REST OF US

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consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

(via alekseyfyodorovichkaramazov)

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bramblepatch:

alexicography:

mrmallard:

corporalbutts:

motherfuckingnazgul:

lectorel:

daggerpen:

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon being your sole companion in the zombie apocalypse. They have all the powers they have in the movie/game/show they’re from.

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I’m good.

I have Maleficent on my side, and she can turn into a dragon. I think I’m good.

I have Tim Drake. I’d live.

maryl streep eating pizza. i dont know if my odds are really good or really really bad

my icon is an MSpaint duck. quack.

My icon is like… a magic blue space dog. I’m pretty sure I’m okay.

As long as the zombies aren’t resistant to ground or water moves I think we’ll manage.

here’s hoping zombies are vulnerable to bowel disruptors, or at least that I get two bonus filthy assistants with attack wombs equipped.