jocularWitticism

People who take things too seriously make things fun for the rest of us

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Hussie:
Here are the characters!
Fandom:
*produces porn*
Hussie:
But some of them are actually related.
Fandom:
*produces porn*
Hussie:
And...one of them is actually a lesbian?
Fandom:
*produces porn*
Hussie:
FINE. You win this round. Have some more characters.
Fandom:
*produces a lot of porn*
Hussie:
With four types of romance.
Fandom:
*produces porn*
Hussie:
And everyone's got two dicks.
Fandom:
*produces porn*
Hussie:
Impressive. Have more characters.
Fandom:
Hussie:
BUT these two are actually one person.
Fandom:
*produces porn*
Hussie:
That turns into a HUGE COSMIC SNAKE WHEN HORNY.
Fandom:
Hussie:
HA.
Fandom:
Hussie:
Fandom:
Hussie:
Fandom:
Hussie:
Fandom:
Fandom:
*produces porn*
Hussie:
Oh my god.

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jumpingjacktrash: the-rain-monster: comictorwillrule: lascocks: sinsario: manticore-monster: obscuruslupa: dinosaurdracula: Pretty fucked. The last movie I saw was Tamara. I didn’t pay close attention, but from what I could gather, it was about a nerdy witch who comes back from the dead to take revenge on her classmates/tormentors. I have a vague recollection of one of them puking up about forty gallons of blood and bile. The big slap in the face here is that the last movie I saw before Tamara was Christmas Vacation. So close to the brass ring. :( Thankskilling 3.  Sheeeeeeeeeeeat. wreck-it ralph AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH mine is also wreck-it-ralph FUCK YEAH ME TOO Planet terror. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. You don’t want a machine gun for a leg? Come on now. And I won’t answer this question for a couple of hours because I have to go re-watch Stardust. No reason, just an urge that strikes whenever I realize I haven’t watched it in the last three months. In fact Jacob and I have decided that it’s the new standard which will dictate whether or not we go to a movie theater to see a movie: Do we think there’s even a chance that it will be as good as Stardust? If not, wait to rent the video. re-watched avengers recently. score. ditto. score!

jumpingjacktrash:

the-rain-monster:

comictorwillrule:

lascocks:

sinsario:

manticore-monster:

obscuruslupa:

dinosaurdracula:

Pretty fucked.

The last movie I saw was Tamara. I didn’t pay close attention, but from what I could gather, it was about a nerdy witch who comes back from the dead to take revenge on her classmates/tormentors. I have a vague recollection of one of them puking up about forty gallons of blood and bile.

The big slap in the face here is that the last movie I saw before Tamara was Christmas Vacation. So close to the brass ring. :(

Thankskilling 3. 

Sheeeeeeeeeeeat.

wreck-it ralph

AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

mine is also wreck-it-ralph

FUCK YEAH ME TOO

Planet terror.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.

You don’t want a machine gun for a leg? Come on now.

And I won’t answer this question for a couple of hours because I have to go re-watch Stardust. No reason, just an urge that strikes whenever I realize I haven’t watched it in the last three months. In fact Jacob and I have decided that it’s the new standard which will dictate whether or not we go to a movie theater to see a movie: Do we think there’s even a chance that it will be as good as Stardust? If not, wait to rent the video.

re-watched avengers recently. score.

ditto. score!

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